Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”
Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018

Its when you have a shitty internet connection.
Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game
Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game
Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
by anonymous July 29, 2024

by Samjokarl17 August 8, 2021

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.
by Scotty2hotty614 November 12, 2020

When you're just too horny and can't really think about what you're doing.
When you're in caveman mode, it's important to ejaculate as soon as possible in order to reach post-nut clarity, or it could lead to dire consequences.
When you're in caveman mode, it's important to ejaculate as soon as possible in order to reach post-nut clarity, or it could lead to dire consequences.
Don't stay in caveman mode too long, we don't want you going to jail for cumming in that girl's coffee.
by Yesmannen July 28, 2019

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
by Kyomado June 28, 2022
