Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.
After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!
My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
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by CESkootchy October 28, 2007
Get the catch a butt mug.A stoner conundrum. Also known as a cannanundrum.
Examples of catch-420s:
When you're too sober, but you can't smoke the last of your weed because if you do you'll be too high to drive to the weed store.
When your buddy shows up to smoke you out but you're already so high it's like coals to Newcastle.
When you know there's a special at the Old Country Buffet but you're too high to remember where it is.
Examples of catch-420s:
When you're too sober, but you can't smoke the last of your weed because if you do you'll be too high to drive to the weed store.
When your buddy shows up to smoke you out but you're already so high it's like coals to Newcastle.
When you know there's a special at the Old Country Buffet but you're too high to remember where it is.
"Oh, man... I know the Old Country Buffet is around here somewhere, but I don't know where and I left my phone at home... this is a catch-420! How the hell are we ever gonna find it?"
by Onomatopoesis June 7, 2019
Get the Catch-420 mug.or shortened to batcher. when orally pleasuring a female she will produce fluid or lady batter. this batter then falls down the chin of the person doing the pleasuring. any hair just under the lip is known as the batter catcher or batcher
by batcher April 15, 2008
Get the batter catcher mug.An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.
"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."
by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011
Get the Stoner Catch mug.1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball
2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.
3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.
2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.
3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.
1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.
2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.
3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.
2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.
3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.
by Joe Sam December 15, 2015
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