Carrot Party 

When you get at least two of your friends together and eat carrots.

Me: Hey Shelly, want to have a carrot party?
Shelly: I don't know what that is, but it sounds exciting!

Carrot Party by Shelly Severson July 5, 2016

kevin the carrot 

A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.

Kevin the carrot loved his new nickname, it would never live up to whatever he came up with.

kevin the carrot by santa claus bb June 5, 2021

Carrot puller 

Homosexual man performing hand jobs in the motion of pulling carrots from the Earth repetitively in a vigorous manner.

Hey, check out those carrot pullers in the short shorts!

Carrot puller by Jack Woods the Woodiest December 21, 2019

oss corrots 

when things just aren't kinky enough already.

originated on batman_lulz, the best Livejournal community evaaaar.

Botmon: GOD DOMMOT OLFROD
YO KNOW THOSE OSS CORROTS MOKE MO VOMOT

oss corrots by da fang October 16, 2008

Carrot Thistle 

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

Carrot Thistle by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

KaKa Carrot Cake 

He is real super sand.

Damn you KaKa Carrot Cake, you am no real super sand.

KaKa Carrot Cake by JewHunting4fun February 11, 2013

Carrot Fondue 

Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.

Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.

Carrot Fondue by Slightly Disturbed November 8, 2012