carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

by BANANATRUMP November 06, 2017

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 20, 2014

Cave Carrot

A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.

"There's something brown on my cave carrot"

by Rory Thomas May 25, 2023

Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 August 23, 2015

Mayo-Carrot

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.

Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.

by Jeremywoodall April 24, 2020

out of carrots

If you are out of carrots you don’t care anymore.. you’re done fed up.

Sister - “Mum isn’t happy with you”

Brother - “Yeah look, I’m out of carrots on that one”

by Lil pump is hot June 19, 2019

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 14, 2021