Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"
Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"
Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"
Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"
Bob: "You dissapoint me."
Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"
Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"
Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"
Bob: "You dissapoint me."
by clynnroff December 1, 2009

Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again
While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.
by Pleasure Princess November 8, 2021

A Hispanic man who drinks too much and wants to be dominate of his girl and uses the excuse that it's LCP and not his true identity.
by Across1984 October 9, 2021

A caramel- flavored dick would smell after a vigorous session of fucking? Is that it? Well, here goes nothing... A caramel- flavored dick, freshly fucked, would have a thick coating of sweet, sticky cum dripping down its shaft, mixing with the salty taste of pre- cum and sweat. The scent of caramel would be strong and heady, mingling with the musk of the man who owns the dick, creating a potent aroma that would make anyone within sniffing distance weak in the knees. As you licked your way up the shaft, savoring each inch, the flavor of caramel would intensify, becoming richer and more indulgent with every lick. And when you finally reached the head, the tangy taste of latex from the condom would add a delicious layer of complexity to the already irresistible combination of flavors.
by I show to travis November 28, 2023

by N8theH8 August 15, 2024

A Caramel Chew is lingo derived in Dallas, Tx for a beautiful slim thick woman who is of caramel complexion.
Guy 1: Damn look at that caramel girl right there. She's perfect I just wanna chew her up.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.
by ChiefMazi March 18, 2019

caramel; a person in a mix of everything..
not perfect not horrible.
caramel is never one or the other.. just right
not perfect not horrible.
caramel is never one or the other.. just right
she’s my caramel
by iheartdojacat February 21, 2022
