Canon

The sweetest and most thoughtful guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you feel so special and understood. (also he’s the cutest guy you’ll ever lay eyes on)

“Canon is perfect!”

by unicornyay October 29, 2025

splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017

Tristan Canon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3

Tristan Canon: an amazing person

by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021

canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

canon

something that the AOT fandom can’t understand.

“It’s canon that Levi is pansexual, and Eremin is Isayama’s favorite ship.”

by femrea August 21, 2021

CANON

a gay man whos actually straight and has a penis the size of mount anthill (aproxiamtely 1/16 an inch)

dang that guys penis is small how does he pee out of that

idk bet hes a canon

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022