bumpad

A "bumpad" is a broken down home where a lazy, good-for-nothing, alcoholic, yellow-toothed hick lives.

"No Jerry, we don't wanna visit your bumpad, because it stinks and there are bottles everywhere."

by Haywood Yusakmi January 23, 2007

bumpaste

An exceptionally unpleasant consistency of diarrhea, noted for its stickiness and slight remnants of solidity. A sour mash besmirching ones undergarments.

"My guts are bloody awful after that curry, I've been making bumpaste all day."

by Boris DeMilo January 20, 2009

Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.

John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015

bumping rails

Snorting lines of cocaine.

"She was in here every night bumping rails, that girl had a coke habit!"

by cosmic42 June 30, 2017

bump 'n' dump

The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.

Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.

by The Sheep Wrangler January 18, 2018

Bumpanitus

Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...

I have Bumpanitus, and I've deranked from immortal 3 to diamond 2.

by BumpFan69 December 11, 2020

Dumper-Bumper

A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.

Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!

by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009