anal buffoonery

shenanigans; tomfoolery; descriptive term for when things are not progressing correctly. is often the actions of an arseclown.

"what do you mean there's no beer left?! why, that's complete anal buffoonery!"

by noof April 6, 2004

Bufford

A kid that is crazy but has a girlfriend and is a country boy

He is a Bufford

by Your weird May 3, 2018

jew bufton

the act of being an extreme dickhead to your friends, family, and girls, people have no respect for you and if there was a hell you would rule it with your mother

dude, don't be a jew bufton.

by waterforagua August 27, 2009

buffin' the bishop

When a girl masturbates a guy by rubbing her hand over his penis rather than actually grabbing it it's called "buffin' the bishop"

Judy didn't want me to ejaculate too quickly, so she started "buffin' the bishop" so it would take longer.

by Kim Gregory January 2, 2009

buffin'

the act of giving a guy head

"yo, was that chick just buffin' you?"

by s-lem June 7, 2007

Buffnations.

a nation consisting of good looking (buff) people who are all in an eternal state of buffness. may also be described as looking sexy and having a nice body can also be used to state how pretty or hot someone is.

''Yo. Bromley is buffnations.''

by LiZAAA July 30, 2006

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011