buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

Buddha Flip

A Buddha Flip is where you perform a static Gainer 180.

Shaggy: Bunny just static kashed something his own height!

Dave does a Buddha Flip

Bunny: Damn that's impressive, who cares about my kash...

by Bunny420. May 11, 2009

buddhaishness

1. having qualities that make one seem to be buddha-like
2. visibly appearing to resemble a buddha

yeah, I can see the buddhaishness there

by boddhisatvawithagun November 21, 2010

Buddhadadesh

A creepy old indian man
That creeps on younger girls whilst shopping with his family.
He creepishly stares from a distance.
Sticks his head around the corner whilst you are reaching up to get a packet of pine nuts.

Who knows whats going through his head at the time, most likely dirty thoughts...

Person 1: "OMG, that old man keeps on watching you"

Person 2: "Yeah i know he always does that"

Person 1: "Eww...."

Person 2: "Yeah i know... "

Person 1: "Isn't that buddhadadesh?"

Person 2: "Yeaaaahp, He's at it again..."

by currypowderhothot December 6, 2012

buddha burps

burps that smell like weed after you smoke weed
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps

"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"

by 12 year old girl scout February 10, 2014

buddha brownie

A pot brownie

Yo you want some Buddha brownies?
Sure man

by AniBabo January 1, 2018

Buddha clap

When yo belly so fat it claps when you run

Take a lap and let me hear that buddha clap

by Adsmac January 26, 2018