broceritops

i giant bro that is bigger than the rest, dinosaur-like bro

bro 1: Bro did you see that broceritops over there?!
bro 2: yeah that guy towers over everyone, don't wanna mess with him.

by james jamdajmtmjtpmda October 29, 2009

Bracsten

Smart, cute, and sexy and can always keep you smiling. :)

"Hey! Who's that sexy thing?"

"Bracsten!"

:D

by Becca Schaeffer April 14, 2011

broccoli-art

The exact opposite of eye-candy.

IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2013

brocery shopping

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.

"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

by anditwasamazing August 4, 2015

Off My Broccoli

An exclamation used in situations when one individual is intruding on another's possession. Even if the object in question is not actually Broccoli.

Someone reaching in to take some of another person's fries.
Person eating the fries: "Off my Broccoli Nigga!"

by Flash321 November 25, 2009

broasted

-adjective
1) the Amish practice of roasting meats in a brown gravy-like substance.
2) the physiological and psychological state that accompanies eating substantial amounts of food that has been broasted.
3) illicit sexual actions performed on some one by members of a male social organization while they are in incapacitated.

1) after a good day of threshing I enjoyed a broasted chicken.
2) dude, I am so totally broasted; I should have never stopped at that Amish place for dinner.
3) after I drank that 30 pack of PBR and passed out in the commons the brothers totally broasted me.

by PBR King January 19, 2010

steamed broccoli

weed!

it smells like steamed broccoli outside

by yoyoyowussupgurl March 6, 2017