Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006

broating

verb.

1. a grouping of bros enjoying the act of boating or being on a water worthy vessel.

It's a killer day out, we should all go broating.

by rkellzter August 15, 2011

fire breathing snow dragon

when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere

tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date

by stink1 January 16, 2009

beaching it

1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.

What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.

by Border Brother September 8, 2005

booching

term for getting drunk with your friends, having a good time.

"Bro, I'm soo booched!"
"Kenny, are you booching tonight?" ..."Of course I'll be getting booched!"

by markyrokz February 12, 2008

breathing

how much of a dumbass are you to not know what breathing is??Your doing that shit right now

an example of breathing is what your lungs are doing right fucking now retard?!

by scissor seven April 5, 2020

Water Broading

Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.

"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"

"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."

"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."

"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011