Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012

Brahfficer

Someone who is an officer of bro law.

-O shit bro its the cops!
-don't worry bro, hes a brahfficer
-thats totally chill bro!

by Dr Brahfficer February 4, 2009

Bragfire

The act of bragging about winning at something, then it backfires when your pitiful boasts don't come to fruition

Jon: "Remember, the loser of the doubles tennis has to buy the drinks at the pub after"

Dilip: "Fine, I'll have a pint of beer please, because you've got no hope of winning!"

-In the pub after the match-

Jon: "What a bragfire, looks like you're buying the drinks after that pitiful 6-0 6-0 loss!"

by JPMcPenis April 26, 2011

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

baff

to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.

aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.

by smyle May 15, 2014

baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

Bradford

Place in West Yorkshire far worse than keighley
Full of asians and indians, take aways, chavs, cheap shops, dealers, scratters etc

'man ive seen less asians in bradford!'

by xxwhiteyxx April 23, 2006