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bologna doughnut

A slice of bologna with the center eaten out first when one is very baked due to the influence of marijuana. Many people eat bologna doughnuts when hungry but have no money and no other food besides cheese doughnuts.
Doug: "Hey bro you got any food?"

Ethan: "Im broke right now man but i might have some bologna doughnuts in the fridge."
by whiteshoes10 February 8, 2010
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Zimbabwean Bologna queef

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
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bologna nipples

girls with bologna nipples should breastfeed starving kids in africa because they have extremely large nipples.
person 1: kath has some majorly big bologna nipples!
person 2: yeah she should breastfeed kids in africa!
by supppp July 29, 2007
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fried bologna nipples

Huge areolas and big flat tits. Often they look like fried bologna would look.
Tonya Harding has some big ole fried bologna nipples in her wedding video.
by Blackstone August 25, 2006
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Bologna Bopper

1.} Used in reference to a male that masturbates excessively. Considered to be an insult.

2.} Insulting term directed at a male who is considered to be/thought of as a jerk-off.
"Lee's a bologna bopper, he annoyed me so much yesterday, that I had a Nitemare about him last night."
by Angelic_Sherry September 19, 2005
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bologna curtains

Another name for the frothy piss hole vagina
That chick's bologna curtains stank like fish
by funnymick June 23, 2006
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balognes

fake, phony, front, unreal, when ones acts untrue to self
Quit acting balognes!

You said you would be here by 6:00P.M. it is now 9:30 and you say you aren't showing up? Don't you think that's balognes?
by nima go hard April 9, 2011
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