bloatdown

To get fat; to become obese. The condition of becoming fat. A person who has become obese

Now weighing 403 pounds, he had a bloatdown of gaining over 200 pounds in the last two years.

by T.V. John August 18, 2012

bloatify

when you bloat intensely

"Does it hurt when you bloatify?"
"No, I just look like a pregnant woman."

by Hail Hydra April 13, 2014

bloopty

An old, beat up blue car combining the words Hoopty and blue.

Look at that piece of crap blue car. A bloopty!

by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019

Bloopty

This is a hoopty of a car that is any shade of blue.

Man that bloopty has been parked there for days. It should be towed.

by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019

bloatchamp

A bloatchamp is someone who out moggs everyone in the vicinity. They can be muscular and fat, or just fat; either way the skinny fat dudes near them are getting outmogged.

Nikocado Avocado is an absolute BloatCHAMP, he's a frickin MoggKING

h3h3 gained more weight; that's quite moggers! What a frickin MogCHAMP

by ChaosEternal October 7, 2021

Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

blopp

baseline opposite hitter

“what position do you play in volleyball?”
“oh i’m a blopp! wbu?”

by yeoschicken_1117 August 11, 2023