blesstical

a testical that's very blessed that illuminates

*reciving head* person 1* wow this ball is so blessed that you can call it a blesstical i mean its even glowing *person 2* mhm thanks

by alionzaa December 29, 2024

Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.

I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.

by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025

blessedimate

A "typically degree/number of occurrences under these particular circumstances" figure regarding whether "Da Great One" will favor you.

Da term "blessedimate" could also refer to how often dat you will get da standard verbal response after you sneeze; said percentage would depend on factors such as how many times per day dat you typically discharge your nasal-cannon, what portion of your waking hours you usually spend in da company of others, whether said fellow humans are comfy/familiar with voicing said comment, etc.

by QuacksO April 9, 2025

blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women

oh, look at that fatass blessed over there

by peegeeare May 4, 2025

blesstie

coined by sky @goodnightloveyouu and further propagated by natasha @natashajadeacosta

a portmanteau of “bless” and “bestie”

so blessed to have my besties, my blessties <333

by blesstie October 4, 2025

blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.

Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Blesstrakal

Title given to pansexual males from the Eastern Highlands Province of Papua New Guinea, particularly to a male who stalks 'Dimdims' or 'white man' while under the influence of alcohol.

What's your name? "My name is Blesstrakal, fuck yourself, kwapim mama blo yupla!"

by Blesstrakal December 28, 2025