Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009

Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.

Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.

by Sungo June 8, 2007

Bleach-Drinker

A novel synonym for “Americans”, based on President Trump’s medical advice.

That bleach-drinker is now free of COVID-19! Of course, they are also dead from drinking bleach...

by Onneb309 April 24, 2020

Bleach Demons

“Bleach Demons” is a term that was originally used to describe Albinos because of their white hair, white skin, and red eyes in 1875. The term became outdated in 1906, to present day it’s used as a slur to describe Albinos.

You might also see the Black Tiktok Community use it to describe White people, but they don’t know the history behind it and everyone should refrain from the use of the word.

“The Bleach Demons are at it again.”

by wildbills June 18, 2021

drink bleach

Term used to describe anything unpleasant.

I got invited to a baby shower on Sunday, I'd rather DRINK BLEACH!

by T. M. December 28, 2005

eye bleach

A nonexistent product which people say they will use after viewing something in line with rule 34 or something horrifying/gory. Eye bleach typically consists of cute pictures of puppies, kittens, ducklings and other baby animals to cleanse your eyes after viewing any of the aforementioned.

After viewing a photo that aligns with rule 34: "Someone please pass the eye bleach!"

by PhxMfwa December 17, 2017

Bleach whore

Some one Who literaly 'feeds' off of Bleach manga/anime. this persons 'fix' lasts only moment and can only be satisfied by reading the next chapter or watching the next episode, having to wait my casue the person sever mental damage

oh my god the last chapter of bleach was so awsome!
cool, wanna go to the park?
yea yea, just lemme read the next chapter. NOOO
What!
its not out till next week!
sooo
im gunan go cry
your such a Bleach whore!

by 95SH May 4, 2010