blasted

Obliterated. So drugged up and drunk that you don't know anything anymore. Except that you're having one hell of a good time. Easily accomplished when you get high and drink then snort cocaine, then drink again.

Say, my good sir, do you want to get blasted tonight?

by Fecalator May 27, 2004

cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)

dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.

by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010

Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.

Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.

by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010

butt blaster

A male homosexual that actively and continuously engages in anal sex with another male homosexual. The action of rough anal by two or more queers.

"Yeah. I saw Neil and Bob on Las Olas blasting each others butts behind the queer club.'
"Butt blasters, eh?"
"Yep."
"Dang."

by Dezzie Dee April 17, 2006

scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.

"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."

by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006