Mexican Bidet

When you shit so bad that the toielt water splashes your asshole.

I just shit so bad I didn't even need toilet paper cause the splash washed my ass, thank god for mexican bidets.

by Tadpol December 29, 2007

Bidenism

A word to describe the many gaffes of Joe Biden. Similar to Bushisms.

Bidenisms:

"I am the husband of Joe Biden"

"This is my sister, Jill"

."I have three shotguns, now I have five because my son died and now I have three of his, that's five shotguns."

"Poor kids are just as smart as white kids"

etc.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 12, 2020

Reverse Bidet

When you've had such a terrible bout with some extremely explosive diarrhea. The kind in which no toilet paper or wet wipes could do you an ounce of help.

1. You head to the shower and turn the faucet on. Prop yourself underneath with your legs up on the wall and let the forceful water from the faucet completely douse your ass crack and nether regions for a complete cleansing.
2. You turn your back to the sink, turn the faucet on and continually splash the water on your ass crack and nether regions completely cleansing any shrapnel or remnants of the disaster.
(Hand soap can be used in either scenario for extra cleansing)

After returning home from a Wing Fest, I had such an awful case of explosive diarrhea that a roll of tissue paper was not going to suffice, my only saving grace was to partake in a reverse bidet and douche my nether regions.

by max nova July 3, 2009

Bidenomics

Bidenomics are voodoo woke, anti-American policies that create high domestic unemployment, scarcity, and hardship. The catchphrase of Bidenomics is, "when Biden goes high, America goes skid row." An example of Bidenomics would be when Biden cripples domestic oil production to "Go Green" and America suffers fuel shortages and skyrocketing fuel costs.

"Thanks to Bidenomics, I'm spending hours in Bataan death march-like gas lines behind Joe Six-Packs in F-150s with 50-gallon tanks and wizards in beat-up cargo vans with a dozen 5-gallon cans."

by Mo Dixley May 13, 2021

anarcho-bidenism

an ideology that branches off anarcho-communism but differentiates itself by doing actual praxis instead of jerking off to the aesthetics of leftism.

"see that anarchist Vaush over there? he voted Biden"
"ah, didn't know he believed in anarcho-bidenism"
"he created it"

by Political Dolphin YTB October 19, 2020

Bicester

Small, yet growing town in North Oxfordshire, England.
Largely populated by teenagers, often seen on the streets because there is NOTHING for them to do around town. Usually end up getting the bus in to Oxford, or at least trying to, because it's either just driven off, or not turned up yet.
Not as bad as it sounds on the drink/drugs side, some parts are actually pretty nice. If you have no wish to do anything or go anywhere. A nice place to retire I guess... >.<

(Teenagers):
"Hey dude, going to Bicester?"
"Nah, nothing to do."

(Older Generation):
"Visiting Bicester today are we?"
"Yes, lovely place there! There's a nice restaurant in Bicester Village, thought I might try it out!

by aVERYboredTEEN. March 16, 2011

bidet effect

What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.

I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.

by SluggoBear December 15, 2008