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anarcho-bidenism

an ideology that branches off anarcho-communism but differentiates itself by doing actual praxis instead of jerking off to the aesthetics of leftism.
"see that anarchist Vaush over there? he voted Biden"
"ah, didn't know he believed in anarcho-bidenism"
"he created it"
by Political Dolphin YTB October 19, 2020
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bidet effect

What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.
I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.
by SluggoBear December 15, 2008
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bidenphobia

this phobia is where you get scared and you hide your kids from Joe Biden while you take the sniffing from him
my friend has an extreme fear called bidenphobia
by Higly Person March 9, 2021
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Biden's Remorse

Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.
People are happy that orange man bad is gone, but most of them are suffering from Biden's Remorse.
by Odd_James January 25, 2021
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hillbilly bidet

when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.
Aw man, that's not a toilet, that's a hillbilly bidet.
by bambrew August 23, 2011
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Happy Bidet

Comes from the sound of a Happy Birthday, shortened to Happy B-day. Since "b-day" is pronounced in the same way as "bidet", Happy Bidet is a humorous way of wishing someone a happy birthday.
- Isn't it your birthday today?
- Yes it is.
- Oh, Happy Bidet, mate!
by bijomaru78 June 12, 2018
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Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.
by bazerant December 30, 2018
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