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xanax bender

An extended period of excessive, recreational usage of the popular anxiety medication xanax, typically lasting for several days, though in some cases much longer. These benders are marked by short- and long-term memory loss, blackouts, binge eating, exhaustion, slurred speech, lowered inhibitions, impaired decisionmaking abilities, and bizarre behavior.
Bro, that xanax bender was so insane, I don't remember anything that happened the entire weekend!

After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
by ..WiL July 15, 2008
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Dakota Bender

Often used as a derogatory term. If you are calling someone a Dakota Bender, they are usually a piece of shit. They also probably listen to Creed.
"I took a massive shit yesterday... it reminded me of Dakota Bender."

"Man, that kid is a piece of shit.." "Yeah, hes a total Dakota Bender."
by P Shivers November 2, 2009
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Never feed the badders pasta

Never feed the badders pasta because then hoes will eat at yours And then mine. hoes
Joe: never feed the badders pasta
Hoe: wtaf
by Skrrrr98 August 5, 2019
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bender

An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.

Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.
1. Tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.

2. Come over tonight. I picked up some Vladdy, I can't break the streak of my two week long bender.
by gdk2007 September 2, 2005
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badderman

Another Word For Badman Used For Describing Something Or Someone In A Positive Way
Person 1 - Yo Dya Know Giggla?
Person 2 - Yeh Yeh
Person 1 - What Dya Fink Of Him
Person 2 - Guys A Badderman
by Giggz MC July 23, 2007
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circuit bender

A person who alters toy soundmaking devices and other electronics to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.
Circuit benders love to rummage through thrift stores looking for Casios's and TI's.
by Xdugef May 25, 2005
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