Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Beating Goonies

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.

"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."

by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

beavis engine

A stste reached by a person when he/she is excessively high on drugs such as cocaine or amphetamines, and is unable to stop talking - mainly beavisesque gibberish and to the utter annoyance of the poor individual who has to listen.

Speed freak : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...(mindless on going shit)...

Normal person : "Dude you've reached Beavis Engine ."

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008

beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.

Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.

by blunt but funny January 1, 2016

bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."

I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.

by E Style November 20, 2006