The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang
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Did you barearse her last night ?
by Wellboi November 10, 2017
Get the barearse mug.When an uncut guy cums in his foreskin while holding it shut, making it fill up like a creamy pastry.
Dam, my head skills are so good that when he tried to hold it for a bit longer the result was a tasty Bavarian Cum Puff explosion.
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Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.
Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.
Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.
by Samuel L J December 21, 2008
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I have a brother who bats for the other team (is gay).
Me gusta batear chueco porque me gustan los hombres.
I like to bat for the other team because I like men. (assuming the speaker is a man)
I have a brother who bats for the other team (is gay).
Me gusta batear chueco porque me gustan los hombres.
I like to bat for the other team because I like men. (assuming the speaker is a man)
by CarlotaMariposa October 24, 2009
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Jet: Yo man, me and Camille were fucking like crazy last night. She even let me ejaculate my semen up her sweet ass!
Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!
Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!
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