witty banter

conversing in a quick and intelligent manner. requirement for funny attractive man. even if they are ugly the witty banter will redeem their unfortunate looks.

"Jake had the best witty banter yesterday."

"I know, it made me wanna bone him."

Ex.

Gilmore Girls

by slgdartmouth February 6, 2010

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

Banter

A word used to describe the teasing and pisstaking which occurs between mates, usually harmless.

However, the past couple of years the word has been hijacked by Justin Bieber lookalike student "LAD" twats who use it to describe anything humorous that occurs. These people are also known as chino wankers, annoying morons and people who need to use a dictionary now and again.

What banter is:

"You alright Mike? You seem miles away, you're not busy thinking of Tanya are you? Don't even lie, you proper fancy her, you div!"

What banter isn't:

"LOL LAST NIGHT DAVE WALKED INTO A LAMPPOST! EPIC BANTER LOL! WHAT A LAD!"

by chinosareugly March 15, 2013

battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003

batters box

Pertaining to the theoretical world of sexual bases; batters box refers to the pre-first base status of no titillating action.

She has never fondled with another person before; she is still in the batters box.

by Jesse M. Garcia August 23, 2008

ding batter

used in the "down east" community meaning tourist or some one not from around here

that yankee is a ding batter

by erin piner April 28, 2008

queer baited

Queer baited- A thing that misleads a fellow gay person into believing something is going to turn out gay but turns out it doesn't.

Oh no I've been queer baited again!

by KaahtieTheKid July 25, 2018