Batman  

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

Batman by Scoota B. December 9, 2008

batman 

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

batman by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

BATMAN  

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.

For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN

BATMAN by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008

Batman 

Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.

Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.

Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.

Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.

Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...

Batman by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013

Batman 

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.

Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.

Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.

Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.

*a random thug yells*

Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!

-30 seconds later-

Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

*Batman right behind him*

Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.

Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*

Batman by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013

batman 

The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.

Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.

batman by Givenone March 14, 2014

Batman 

Batman, "The Bat", or Bruce Wayne, is a DC superhero who features Bruce Wayne, a rich man, who has the secret identity of Batman and has devoted his life to stop crime. Batman, instead of having powers, owns many realistic gadgets (ie. grappling hooks)and is an expert in hand to hand combat. The villains range from common drug dealers to psycho maniacs, such as the Joker. Batman has been featured in comics, video games, movies, TV shows, and more. Batman wears a bat-like mask and a dark cape which he uses to glide. In many peoples' opinions, Batman is the best superhero.

I just saw Batman glide overhead.

Batman by Lord MI May 30, 2014