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The batman is were you kill his/her parents before sex
Me : I just did the batman to this girl

My friend : how long you got in jail
by Matey 99 April 7, 2021
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batmanning

suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service
7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what's up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that's what's up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

...

hello?

...

8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what's up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!
by classic1979 April 27, 2009
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the batman

Shittiest batman cartoon ever. Basically a clone of Jack Chan adventures, this incarnate of batman has a younge Bruce Wayne fight a Jamaican Joker, a Bane that looks like a oversized used tampon, and a Mr. Freeze that has a used condom on his head. Nice going WB
Batman the animated series>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Batman
by Juicy Mix May 13, 2005
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Batman

Originating from the title "Batty Boi," batman refers to a male who is a homosexual (or Batty boi.)
When you come across a gay couple for example you could describe them as "Batman and robin"
Scott: Hey big boi
Friend: hey batman i'm not that whey inclined you f**kn queer!
Scott: ... i luv u....
by Deanis the Poinis! October 9, 2006
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Batman

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.
No one can say they’re the coolest because Batman is much cooler
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
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Batman

when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.

batman

he is stealthy and cunning...

cunning enough to be cumming

in your presence.
my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.
by Eriktheoz May 3, 2009
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batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.
We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011
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