Bartee

A person who spends all of their valuable time towards counting useless change. They most of the time brag about a penny being worth two more cents than usual.

You are such a bartee sometimes Gary.

by BeanMan420 January 14, 2021

sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016

Bartentard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"

by 814DH May 28, 2009

Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.

That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter

by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011

Barted

When a baby farts and burps at the same time.

"When i finished feeding my baby and i went to go tickle her she barted."

by Israel Martinez November 2, 2008

Barter Town

The runner of which is the dominate alpha male. Generally contested by random competitions, the winner has bragging rights and must must acknowledged as the runner of Barter Town by all other competitors until he loses

After an intense game of Scrabble between Leroy and Jethro

Jethro - "Who run Barter Town bitch"
Leroy - "You run Barter Town Jethro"
Jethro - "Damn Straight"

by Sh1fty0ne October 21, 2010

Barnekob

When you act like a barn cow on drugs.

Quit being a Barnekob.

by Mr. Cow September 20, 2005