Barnes and Noble

A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.

They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.

Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.

'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'

by Dinah S. June 17, 2007

Donkey Barn

A place where all you find is ugly girls.

Dude my school is such a donkey barn!

by DarenLaren April 4, 2006

jake barnes

The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does

Chances dad is dead,.........................................so he did a jake barnes

by Mason Allens January 22, 2012

Pottery Barn

the abercrombie and fitch of house ware

Sally: I was shopping at pottery barn and they were selling these random book bundles for decoration.

Lisa: Wow, seem like something abercrombie and fitch would do

Sally: I know right, at least decorate with books you actually read

by harley bat July 7, 2011

Raised in a barn

When someone shows poor manners or etiquette.

Take your shoes off when you come in. What, were you raised in a barn?

by TractorKing120 July 11, 2016

barn drop

An unusual athletic maneuver used for excretion. The "barn dropper" shimmies up the stall wall in a public restroom with a high ceiling. With one foot on top of each side wall and the pants dropped, the barn dropper lets go with the dump. A successful barn drop results in the target (the toilet) sucessfully hit. The barn drop is a common tactic in men's dormitories and frat houses across the USA and often done in the presence of a large, loud drunken crown of well wishers and spectators.

"Damn, the other night we got back to the frat. I heard all this commotion, and there was a huge crowd at the party chanting while Jack was doing a barn drop. He missed the target. The janitor resigned the next day."

by Frank Klaune March 7, 2004

Dirty Barnes

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.

Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

by Streamwood cat July 1, 2012