Barnes and Noble

A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.

They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.

Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.

'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'

by Dinah S. June 17, 2007

Donkey Barn

A place where all you find is ugly girls.

Dude my school is such a donkey barn!

by DarenLaren April 4, 2006

jake barnes

The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does

Chances dad is dead,.........................................so he did a jake barnes

by Mason Allens January 22, 2012

Pottery Barn

the abercrombie and fitch of house ware

Sally: I was shopping at pottery barn and they were selling these random book bundles for decoration.

Lisa: Wow, seem like something abercrombie and fitch would do

Sally: I know right, at least decorate with books you actually read

by harley bat July 7, 2011

Raised in a barn

When someone shows poor manners or etiquette.

Take your shoes off when you come in. What, were you raised in a barn?

by TractorKing120 July 11, 2016

Barn Hookup

Usually refers to a horseback rider who kisses , makes out , or sleeps with another boarder or commonly the "barn boy". The hookup usually happens in the barn loft , hay area , or stall.

Hey julie! Me and justin had a barn hookup last night after my ride!

by Lisa ervins November 23, 2006

boardy barn

Is a location in Hampton Bays open Memorial Day to labor only on sundays where people get really drunk and put stickers on everything, its a very popular attraction for everybody that’s not a local, locals see it as a place for citidoits to go. It’s under this big tent and everybody gets booze, but you can also bring in your own booze.

Did you get drunk over at the boardy barn this weekend?

by Starbucks_bae June 10, 2018