Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)

(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.

by Willxl January 19, 2007

barrel of mint

an unusually large barrel containing a lot of mints
or
something you say when there is nothing better to think of

Jeremy: whoa, look at that barrel of mint
or
Petr: Barrel of mint
Clive: who's mum

by Jack crouch and dave October 23, 2006

Barcelona Special

The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.

"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."

by Loopyhead2 May 3, 2014

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

barrel cock

A short but wide penis

Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"

by Iceagebaby February 12, 2018

Barrel Cholla

Barrel Cholla is a noob nickname for a Shiny Cacturne originating from a game called Pokemon Legends.

Jakib: Yo wanna see my Barrel Cholla
Messiah: Flex it (:<
Jakib: *shows shiny cacturne*

by youreallylookedthatup December 1, 2020

Barella

The best midfielder in the world.

Hey have you heard of barella?Oh do you mean the best midfielder in the world?

by BareIIaa June 4, 2021