Gummy Bare

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.

1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason

by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack September 5, 2013

Bare Effort

when something is too much effort.

ugh this is bare effort

by nancyyyyyyy October 1, 2016

bare noise

When mandemmm pull up and blast there beek taking “bare noise” like someone asked them to talk 😂

Bare noise ; Broooo stop talking bareee noise before I call the mandemmm

by Ellabrazy519 July 16, 2018

Bare-bulb

When a man forgoes wearing underwear.

"Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"

"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".

by FuckedoffFanny June 8, 2018

Bare Balling

An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.

"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."

"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."

"You lost a bet didn't you?"

"Yup..."

by bro-cabulary June 29, 2020

bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

Polar Barely

When you wish you were an Eskimo brother with another man but couldn't seal the deal.

I wish we were Eskimo brothers because Natasha is so hot, but I'm only polar barely there.

by Ultimatefish January 28, 2017