Jason was a believer for a long time, so after much soul searching. He decided to hit that and undergo a traditional booty baptism, his parents were proud.
by sajamas January 29, 2014
Get the Booty baptism mug.Known for its abundance of boring-ass jazz music, preachy/irrelevant messages tagged onto the end of speeches by teachers at assemblies, and stupid community events. They try and make Christianity seem cool and trendy, and they waste their student fees on cafe's and community centres that students can't use. Most of the teachers are hopeless and you may as well send your kid to hell for 14 years, they'll probably find that more enjoyable. And less fucking preachy.
Person 1: Do you know Carey Baptist College?
Person 2: You mean the preachy jazz school?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: You mean the preachy jazz school?
Person 1: Yeah.
by CareySucks666 June 17, 2018
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by Big straight 112 December 10, 2019
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The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005
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problem america?
problem america?
by Jonermcjonsephjonesjonemcmcjon July 18, 2011
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Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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