Merchant Banker 

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

Merchant Banker by gilo December 2, 2004

Online Banking 

A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)

Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.

Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.

Online Banking by year8nsbs September 1, 2011

bankles

gross negligence of ones own body where the person seems to have no clear definition between their butt and ankles.

Schenone: DAMN!
Brown: Dude, Wow!
Schenone: those are crazy cankles.
Brown. thats way past cankles dude. easily Thankles
Schenone: Bankles?

bankles by FuckYoRyan.ThanksForTheTicket July 22, 2009

Swiss Banking 

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.

I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.

Swiss Banking by swissbanker August 1, 2011

bankin' 

verb...a short form of the term spank bank....
the act of using old sexual experiences, fantasies to aid in masturbation.

"dude, did you see Erin's tits?"

"yeah guy, i'll be bankin' that tonight!"

bankin' by Ginger Kid-Rodriguez March 20, 2010

nigger banking 

This is when a large, well known bank moves into a poor predominantly Black neighborhood and enacts policies of high fees and interest rates and confusing or misleading information, designed to screw over their poor customers.

Where'd I get all these fees on my debit card?
Dude, that's cause they're nigger banking you.

nigger banking by talkingtruth December 13, 2010

Italian Banker

Fake sexual position mentioned on Dirty Sexy Money. Refers to the Italian Chandelier, also similar to the reverse cowgirl. The man is on the bottom facing up. The woman is above him, also facing up. The female does most of the work and can use her hands to remain above.

After a few minutes of the Italian Banker she was glad for attending all those spin classes.

Italian Banker by Jack Ryan October 30, 2007