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baldwinize

1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.

2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.

Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)

"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 1, 2021
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Kate Baldwin

One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.
by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021
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Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.
Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.
by Jdl September 18, 2022
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baldwin

V. 'to baldwin' A form of pyrrhic victory where an individual partially causes something really bad to happen such as a death and they avoid the worst of the consequences but it overall remains a bad situation.

N. Refers to the victory in the above situation itself.

Also 'baldwinner': Refers to the individual who caused the baldwin to occur.
The milkman got distracted at the wheel and baldwined into the mother of four.
by LSLSO January 7, 2022
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A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.
I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022
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Baldwin

A disgusting town in western Michigan consisting of potheads and wannabe gangbangers, stay as far away as you can.
"Dude that guy is from Baldwin, gross."
by NorthernCannibal March 25, 2021
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Phoenix Baldwin

Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight
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