battle boner

(n) An erection experienced after the blood lust of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. The stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.

After blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the A-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle boner so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.

by flying spaghetti monster 1 June 28, 2012

Battlefield 2

The next game in the Battlefield Series. Battlefield 2 focuses on modern warfare with the United States against the Middle-East Coalition and China. It has a totally new engine (so they say) and has many new capabilities than the previous Battlefield games. One of the main features in Battlefield 2 is the commander/squad features. This will hopefully promote teamwork. In previous Battlefield games, everyone did their own thing except clans.

It is being made by DiCE Sweden; the makers of Battlefield 1942 so hopefully it will not be a fuck up like Battlefield Vietnam. Like the previous Battlefield games, BF2 will have mods which will cover pretty much everyones tastes (WW2 mods, Realism mods, futuristic mods, gang mods, fun mods)

"I can't wait for BF2 to come out. Let's just hope EA and DiCE learned from their mistakes in BFV!"

by porn! April 8, 2005

battle-spack

a mong or disabled person who is used, for fun, as a object on which to ride into battle.

I used Bill as a battle-spack yesterday...I rode him to victory.

by alib2485 July 21, 2008

Battlebots

Battlebots is the coolest show ever where robots fight FTP

Battlebots is the best show ever

by dopeman 123456789 April 7, 2017

Battle Born Psychology

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.

Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.

by Golden029 November 16, 2019

battlehawks

The only football franchise located in St. Louis. They play in the XFL and are the only team in the league who’s logo was not created on a video game by an 8 year old. The team is named after the most feared bird In the sky. The legendary Battle Hawk has dominated every challenger, and is well represented with dominating play on the field. The intensity of Battlehawks play is only matched by their rowdy post game celebrations.

The current hard seltzer shortage was caused by the Battlehawks celebration after their win over the Renegades.

by Kb25 February 10, 2020

Battle of Breakfast

The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began

by King Steve June 11, 2004