Behavior Pump

An organ which resides inside the brain that responds to all input with simple, raw emotions. Output of the behavior pump is usually mediated by the higher functioning of the neocortex.

The man who cut me off on the highway caused my behavior pump to overreact.

by Nathan Esch June 15, 2008

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Bad-Behavior Friend

Also known as BBF. Your bad behavior friend lives on the other side of the country and you rarely talk other than by email or text now so you can confide your deepest secrets, desires and transgressions with no shame!

You both are surrounded by people that you hide the true extent of your sickness from and therefore have only each other to let your guard down with.

After a night of dancing, Meg found herself secretly having drunk sex with her best friend's boyfriend. Meg went for lunch the next day with her best-behavior friend Rachel and when Meg recounted her night to Rachel, the sexual elements were removed. But when she texted her bad-behavior friend later all the sweaty details were there!

by AndyHay March 10, 2010

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TikToxic Behavior

When a person opens their phone and nonchalantly clicks on the TikTok app, unknowing they will be watching video after video for a minimum of 1 hour. This behavior can cause physical harm as well, some symptoms being laughing so hard you strain a muscle, or crying and causing chronic red eye. When you are finally free, you go make a sandwich and repeat the previous steps.

Hey Girl, watch this tiktok, it's so funny! It's about this kid, and he---
Fiona: Yeah, I know, he ruined his moms pork chops and said "Look! It's salt and pepper, I DID A GOOD JOB." Yeah, I watched about 15 times turing one of my TikToxic Behavior episodes..

by Fbombizzle December 23, 2020

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