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yoda on the back

When a man peforms anal sex regardless of the flexibility of the anus.

Reference to Yoda riding Luke Skywalker's back on Dagobah on Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
I had to give her a Yoda on the back:

"It's not going to fit."
"Do or do not; there is no try."
by the_lopes August 14, 2018
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yog on the back

When you pound a girl for 20 hours but can’t bust a nut. Grab vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit over her back and call it a day! Remember to remove the gum from her bush before you leave...
Girl, You got yog on the back!
by MS.M-R March 13, 2021
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Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.
Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.
by RedCarl January 21, 2022
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Dump on your back

Basically absolutely covering one’s back in cum
Me: I’m gonna dump on your back
Them: oh no
by PapiZapotec February 12, 2022
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Shot on my back

When someone cums/ejaculates on your ass or back while having sexual intercourse.
Oh my god he shot on my back last night after fucking my ass!
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.
I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
by Professor B13 November 13, 2023
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Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023
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