authorihottie

A very attractive person in a position of power

"Ugh, my employee Evan is always asking me to do everything for him."

"That's because you are an authorihottie and he just wants to peek at what you are wearing."

by falty411 June 26, 2008

Flag

Get the authorihottie mug.

Authorial Snap

The practice of inferring information about an author from the habits, conversation or biography of their characters. This is especially marked in relation to first-person, confessional and/or debut novels.

"I just finished playing Authorial Snap with Lindqvist's Let The Right One In. Oskar is such a shoe-in replacement for the author. Wonder if he was bullied as a child too?"

by Ulan Bator III February 16, 2009

Flag

Get the Authorial Snap mug.

Aquathority

An advantage one has over another due to being in water.

My pet rhino would slaughter your pet hippo if they were to do battle on land. But the hippo has aquathority over the rhino - hippos dominate rhinos in water."

by OB & TSB February 4, 2010

Flag

Get the Aquathority mug.

Authorities

A nickname for one's dick and balls.

Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!

by Urbandictionaryarab April 1, 2017

Flag