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Austria

Once a British colony, located near New Zealand. Once lost a war to emus.It's the home of Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger. People also say Hitler is from here but everyone knows Hitler is from Germany. Other famous things from Austria are that everything is upside down, marmite, which tastes like ass. And the outback, aswell it's evolutionary statement in which it's trying to make everything dangerous. Oh, and don't forget spiders
Person 1 "I heard that Hitler is from Australia."
Person 2 "That's Austria retard."
by Grouchycard March 1, 2019
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Austrian People

People from Austria. Austrians speak German as their main language. Don't ask me if they're condisered Southern European or not because I don't know.
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My father is from Austria
by Maxim. October 25, 2007
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Austrian Pipeline

This is a scat-related sex fetish act.

It involves freezing a length of feces, and using it as a dildo on a female partner (or male in gay instances)

The act must be completed quickly before the feces defrosts
guy: hey baby, wanna get austrian pipelined?
girl: Yeah, but be quick!

Girl: I can't wait to use that Austrian Pipeline we made yesterday!
by Dr SexEd February 26, 2011
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austrian words pt.3

austrian words, which:

aren't very nice

not usally used in everyday life

just typical autrian :)
austrian words pt.3

notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä

zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something

leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you

batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity

wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever
by theycallmeredhead August 19, 2011
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Austerriere

A very proper buttocks.
A very proper bottom ( see Stephen Fry)
Stephen Fry has an Austerriere.
Stephen Fry IS an Austerriere
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Asterisk (Corrections)

An asterisk is used (*) in terms of correction of when a word is misspelled or mistaken for another. It is placed at the end of the correct word to replace a clearly definable mistake in a sentence.
guy 1: do you're cat even sleep?
guy 2: your*

box: have you ever heard of personifacation?

table: personification*

Asterisk (Corrections)
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AUSTRIA

Girl: That's my boyfriend. He's from Austria.
Boy: Australia. *facepalm*
by urban_cunt August 21, 2012
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