Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm

Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box

by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

Assistant Crack Whore

Officially, the worst job in America.

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"

by Dave March 12, 2008

assisted suicide wank

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!

My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!

by DopeDoge May 13, 2020

xbox aim assist

the most op thing in fortnite. xbox players suck, the only thing that helps them is aim assist. aim assist in general is op, but xbox aim assist is AiMbOt

*gets beamed out of the sky* "now that's what you call some xbox aim assist"

by etherlol October 15, 2020

porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.

I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.

by luvtopull July 22, 2009

self assisted euthanasia

1. Refers to suicide , used when you want to say the word less direct.


Add more to this... i can't think of anything else...

1. He just did a self assisted euthanasia

by akimbomidget December 13, 2004

Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

by blobular August 19, 2011