Awhing

The verb for "awh" as a expression of experiencing something cute

A: Did Sarah show you her new puppy?
B: Yes, its so cute, I was constantly awhing as she showed me

by /Insertusernamehere/ November 14, 2016

Asking For It

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.

"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin January 6, 2017

Assingator

A women who loves to look at men’s asses

Im an assingator

by Crazylady May 27, 2018

Asking a dumb

When you're about to ask a question, then realize that it would be better not to.

I was going to ask her what her kinks were, but then I realized I'd be asking a dumb.

by ledlebrgr September 6, 2018

Assing

Means Asking

What u assing me?

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

Asking tanner out

ask tanner out

someone asking tanner out -hey tanner wanna go out
Tanner - totally

by Convo December 4, 2019