Nocturnal Awakenings

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.

I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009

Facebook awake

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.

Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics

by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016

0_askers

My smart amazing seggsy mutual 😋

“0_askers is the best Tikky tokker ever 👩🏻 🦲”
“I know”

by Scarebooissocool July 20, 2021

Who asked.

"Who asked" is a Last resort comeback for when a person doesn't have any more arguments.

"Insert super good argument"
"Who asked?"
"I didn't ask."

"You're gay."
"Who asked."

by The man of potatoes May 18, 2023

aswake

The state into which a person will sometimes enter after s/he goes to bed and prior to the point at which s/he has fully entered sleep. It should be considered a highly comedic state of being for spectators but ultimately harmless for the person in question. Indicative but indefinite symptoms include but are not limited to random topic conversation, slurring of speech, and the mumbling of thoughts of random with closed eyes.

"Hey, look at Bob. He is mumbling about macaroni cops and gold-tipped oompa-loompas with his eyes closed. That's funny; he must be aswake...or high."

"John is aswake."

by shakneeka December 20, 2005

Askeaton

A dirty kip of a place about 15 miles west of Limerick City on the N69. It is infested with scumbags and pikeys who would rob the eyes from your head given half a chance. The majority of the population are the Irish equivalent to the toothless, inbred hillbillys of Deliverance fame.

Don't go to Askeaton, they will either rob you or push in your poo without consent!

by stranger in moscow April 1, 2011

pooter askew

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.

Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"

by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008