amateur night

Referring to a night night out at the bar. Usually a Brodeo filled with "Tools and Fools." Quite common in Bozeman, Montana.

May also refer to large quantities of hippies and dumb chicks who do not know how to act in a bar setting and become quite intoxicated and may express Paris Hilton or Tara Reid-like qualities.

Dude, this bar sucks. There's a chick puking in the bathroom and 50 guys making out with some Skank Tanks from the bachelorette party. It's totally amateur night.

by Gannon H April 20, 2008

Amateur Radio

Amateur radio, sometimes referred to as ham radio, is a hobby in which FCC Licensed Operators, ("hams") use radio and televsion equipment to communicate with other "amateurs" for public service, recreation and self-training.

Amateur radio operators enjoy personal (and often worldwide) wireless communications and are able to support their communities with emergency and disaster communications when necessary. They also develop their personal knowledge of electronics and radio theory. Nearly 6 million people throughout the world are involved with amateur radio.

The term "amateur" reflects the principle that Amateur Radio and its skilled operators are committed to helping communities without financial compensation; whereas Commercial Radio operates purely for profit.

A) 1) Mike just got his Amateur Radio License. He said it was easy now that there's no morse code needed.

2) Great now he can join us on the band.

B) 1) Did you hear that station last night? It was coming from Australia and it sounded like it was in my living room.

2) No. What band were you on?

1) 40 Meters. It was clear as a bell.

C) 1) Did you get my text?

2) Yes, it came in a few minutes ago.

by Tomorrow's World October 20, 2009

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Armageddon

Ancient resources refer to Armageddon as "the hill of slaughter" and also as "the mountain of sorrow"

by Granny Christian September 12, 2003

amateur night

Naval term for the day after payday, when nothing seems to go right, especially shipboard evolutions.

Damn! tomorrows gonna' be amateur night.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Armanen Futharkh

A totally BADASS set of Germanic runes, 18 in total, which are supposedly the original runes discovered/invented thousands of years ago by Odin himself! They were rediscovered by Austrian mystic and literary man Guido von List in the early 1900s. The Armanen Futharkh Has several layers of secret meanings, only used by HARDCORE Asatru, heathens, and occult magicians. Often wrongly confused for Heinrich Himmler's "Nazi runes" although they were published before Hitler and Himmler were old enough to buy a beer. They are NOT the same runes used by the dwarves in Tolkien books (those are based on the 33 Anglo-Saxon runes) although this is a common rumor.

"I just got a set of these Armanen Futharkh rune stones online, I OWNZ all you hippie new-agers."

"I'm not a racist, fuck you, these are Armanen Futharkh! Know what that means? Yeah, that's what I thought."

"wait you thought I was just a crazy LOTR nerd? Buddy, you need to get out more. I'm a practitioner of Armanen Futharkh, these runes are the real deal!"

by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015

amateur porn

Nobody really knows what amateur porn is. Whenever a porn video has the tag amateur, you usually have to check to see what the other tags are before making a decision to watch the video.

I can't tell what the hell is going on in this porn video... this must be amateur porn.

by WiseSerpent November 8, 2018