apple

Apples are idiot friendly, and instead of upgrading, you just toss the one you have and buy a new one! It's that easy! Unfourtuanly they are useless piles of garbage, and not worth your time or money
by skylar November 16, 2003
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apple

One of the best computer makers, they also make the Ipod which is very popular.
by Logan Donoughe April 9, 2006
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apple

A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs
by Can of Worms January 19, 2008
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apple

anything you want. apple can mean the fruit, apple. Or it could mean keboard. You make up the definition
wow, look at that apple.
can you hand me the apple(book)?
by shanyomantreper January 3, 2010
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APPLE

THIS APPLE IS SO JUICY YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME LIKE IT SQURITS OUT LIKE PEE.
ALEX WAS DRINKING (APPLE) JUICE AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS PEE
by Avocado And Caitie July 22, 2019
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Apple

A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.
An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.
by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020
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apple

A word that Urban Dictionary doesn't attack you for searching up, unlike pineapple
seriously, fix that shit! I like pineapples, not just apples!
by Pokecrosser101 August 14, 2017
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