Apple

The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.

Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.

by Mac hater 1 August 07, 2006

apple

A computer system.

Apples are idiot friendly, and instead of upgrading, you just toss the one you have and buy a new one! It's that easy! Unfourtuanly they are useless piles of garbage, and not worth your time or money

by skylar November 17, 2003

apple

One of the best computer makers, they also make the Ipod which is very popular.

Man my apple computer own windows.

by Logan Donoughe February 22, 2006

apple

A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs

Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually

by Can of Worms January 20, 2008

apple

anything you want. apple can mean the fruit, apple. Or it could mean keboard. You make up the definition

wow, look at that apple.
can you hand me the apple(book)?

by shanyomantreper December 30, 2009

Apples

Another word for breasts or tits.

People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".

Fuck you Aiden

Woah! She's got some cracking Apples!

by triaxis December 31, 2015

Apple

1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple

2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked

1: Look at that bastard eating an apple

2: WAIT WRONG APPLE

by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020