What you'd say when describing your birthday.
by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011
Get the anniversary of my uterus eviction mug.A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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The time in a relationship where the partners "seal the deal" - usually occurring around the three month period, where, if the girl hasn't put out, the guy loses interest.
"Jake and I are going to celebrate our three month anniversary tomorrow!"
"More like your latex anniversary. If you don't do him, you'll lose him."
"More like your latex anniversary. If you don't do him, you'll lose him."
by UntouchableSpirits November 26, 2011
Get the Latex Anniversary mug.Andover, Minnesota. The definition of suburbia, kids with "cute" cars, and a new high school. A lot of kids who came from the ghetto who are convinced Andover is "hard times," which it's not.
by Corn hole May 14, 2006
Get the Andover mug.A piece of shit town east of Wichita. There are many stuck up white bitches in Andover who will throw anyone in their way under the bus just for their own personal gain. The parents are involved with just as much drama as the kids. Thank God I moved away when I went to college. I will never return.
by chaaaazzzzz69 December 28, 2013
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