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Amsterdam is NOT THE CAPITOL of The Netherlands, The Hague (Den Haag) is. Nevertheless, Amsterdam is the freakin' greatest place on earth.
New York is a major city in The US - the capitol of The US is Washington,DC
Amsterdam is a major city in The Netherlands - the capitol of The Netherlands is The Hague
by DamnTheBroccoli July 12, 2006
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amsterdam

tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.

Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.
I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.
by towel401 September 14, 2004
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amster

n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight.

v1. The act of replacing a coworker's mouse with a imitation mouse paper weight

v2. Having your mouse replaced by an imitation paperweight
n. Will just pulled off a textbook amster.

v1. Will just amstered Katy.

v2. Oh man, Katy just got amstered.
by rob mac May 23, 2008
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Amsterdam

Built by Flemish merchants in the 13th century mainly from Antwerp.
Thanks to Pulp Fiction it is now welknown for its drugs. The only attraction in this city.
Amsterdam world bordelo!
by Lee Towers October 6, 2004
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amster

n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight.

v1. The act of replacing a coworker's mouse with a imitation mouse paper weight

v2. Having your mouse replaced by an imitation paperweight
n. Will just pulled off a textbook amster.

v1. Will just amstered Katy.

v2. Oh man, Katy just got amstered.
by rob mac February 23, 2008
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amutentious

(adj): a combination of amused and pretentious; entertained by others' stupidity, bereavement or naïvety.
Anne: Obviously, the flying buttresses and the cathedral are metaphors for the interdependence of humanity.

Lydia (to herself): That is the crappiest answer I've ever heard. *Obviously*, she didn't do the reading because that is not at all the point of the story. This will give me an excuse to be amutentious for at least the next three hours...
by BriarRose March 30, 2009
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Amsterdam clam bake

We three or more homeless chucks break into your government Ford Cmax and smash nasties. This leaves their essence throughout the enterior.
I'm awaiting the insurance claim form the recent Amsterdam clam bake in my car.
by DSTAB November 17, 2016
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