amazon prime and wine

Similar to netflix and chill but more sophisticated. You invite a girl over to "wine and prime" if you consider her to be girlfriend material.

Yo Jessica is definitely an Amazon prime and wine kina girl. She goes to the gym, AND has a good job.

by Rykdaddy November 25, 2015

Amazon Alexa

A fucking disgrace.

“Amazon Alexa! Can i jump off a cliff?”

by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019

Amazon Princess

Noun

1) One who is constantly receiving boxes from Amazon.com

2) One who is constantly on Amazon updating his/her Wish List in hope of buying something

1) Shantel is a Amazon Princess, she is always receives Amazon boxes.

2) I always catch Mark browsing Amazon.com at work, he is such a Amazon Princess.

by pseudosaurus rex May 23, 2011

Amazon Shopper

People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days

Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper

by Mr.V May 15, 2020

amazon princess

A woman sooo beautiful with a bosom so ripe that when she farts, sunshine comes out of her ass.

Also a psychologist named Adam.

Damn yo! That bitch farted sunshine she must be an Amazon Princess...or a phychologist named Adam.

by porpabean March 7, 2005

Amazon Fire Fighter

while having sexual intercourse, when one is about to cum, you light your womans pubes on fire, and then procede to put the fire out with your jizz

i did the amazon fire fighter last night

by Big Dick1 September 27, 2009

Amazon Shits

You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit

Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.

by Sugar Bear Bill December 3, 2020