Poopular Alphabet

A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".

B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.

C is for cheat, their only talent.

D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?

E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.

F is for "fag", what they call what is different.

G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.

H is for humane, that which they don't care about.

I is for individuality, that which they don't have.

J is for jokes that they play on other people.

K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.

L is for lame, the point which they fear.

M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.

N is fir no respect, what they give others.

O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.

P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.

Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.

R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.

S is for simple, they see only in black and white.

T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.

U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!

V is for vindictive, what more can I say.

W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.

X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.

Y is for you, that which they don't care for.

Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!

Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!

by The Emo Avenger!!! October 16, 2008

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Alphabet Soup

The best soup to ever cure the grumbly in my tumbly

*SLLLUUURRRRPPPP* yum. Now that's good soup

by Ashley Kenyeres September 25, 2003

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Alphabet

a neighborhood located within the East Village in the New York City borough of Manhattan. Its name comes from Avenues A, B, C, and D, the only avenues in Manhattan to have single-letter names.

"He works at a tattoo shop down in the Alphabet."

by JaneMarieDoe March 9, 2010

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GLBT alphabet soup

Going over-board with adding letters to the traditional "GLBT (Gay/Lesbian/Bi-sexual/Trans)" acronym to attempt to include every non-homophobic possibility. GLBT alphabet soup can become a very long, nonsensical acronym. It becomes nonsensical in that it is redundant. Queer, for example, is a rather broad term that has already been covered by the GLB part of the acronym. Trans-gender and transsexual are close enough to the same thing that it's safe to just refer to those people as "trans". Questioning is ridiculous, because it doesn't take that long to figure out if you're gay or straight. Most people know their sexual orientation at a very young age. Allies shouldn't be included in the acronym because, as much as gays appreciate their support and openness, they simply aren't queer. The whole point of the original GLBT acronym is to have an all-inclusive term to describe queer people, not their fan club. Intersex is too detailed for the acronym; as previously stated, the very purpose of the GLBT acronym is to have a universal, simple term to refer to queer people. There can be more letters added, but the example of the GLBT alphabet soup is enough explanation of the redundancy of this term.

GLBT alphabet soup example (these are not all of the letters that some people use): GLBTIQQA=Gay/Lesbian/Bi-sexual/Transgender/Transsexual/Intersex/Queer/Questioning/Allies

by (an anonymous mouse) June 28, 2010

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