admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

by Beermat December 31, 2020

Vice Admiral Stroker

The strongest marine in one piece.

Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up

by PoopManSodaCan April 22, 2023

admirer

A person who likes to see another person mainly because of how they act, talk or think but don't wanna date them or get romantically involved with them.

I am an admirer of him, i love how he thinks, act and talk, but I don't wanna date him.

by Sherry Blossom January 17, 2021

Body Admiration

Admiring someone's body specifically females in boyshorts or panties.

During our body admiration session she let me sniff her panties.

by Mario456 November 14, 2021

admirals feast

Is when you eat a row of different vaginas, buffet style, each with its own distinct ocean taste and smell.

I hooked up with three women. I lined them up in an admirals feast. I definitely tasted old shrimp, bad crab, and got some seaweed in my teeth

by DangerBill June 29, 2022

Admirable

Something that leaves you in awe of somebody.

What the guy did was almost admirable. I could lie to him and say that I was in awe of him, or had a great admiration (or respect for) of him to gain something out of it, but I'm not gonna do that if I'm really not in awe of him.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2021

The Admiral Akbar

While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"

Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"

by Need-Herder September 6, 2016