Best Abs

Inspired by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore. He has the best abs in the business and is always taking care of business.

Best Abs means you send out the guy or gal who can get the "situation" taken care of quickly and effectively.

The person with the Best Abs is the go-to person, sometimes on the front line, sometimes a wingman.

We've got to close this deal or we will get fired, let's send out Tom, he has the Best Abs.

Those girls over there are cute. We can have Mike talk to them, he has the Best Abs and then he can introduce us.

by buddy33 November 21, 2010

james' smoking hot abs

a sex act between two gay people were a donkey get double penitrated by two tall men with huge cocks and then mid orgasm the donkey is set onto a lift and lifted into the air soon to be dropped from 50 feet, after it dies they open it up fill it with shit and close it up and bury it. this will make the entire plot smell like shit

we pulled a james' smoking hot abs last night with abby and her friend

by jamesberry_666 November 21, 2020

pain in the abs

A humorous euphemism for 'pain in the ass', one that could be safely used (without censor or censure) where the original or the intended version in quotes would normally be a little too inappropriate.

That guy can be a major pain in the abs to work with.

by Harry Simons January 4, 2009

Accute Bitch Syndrome (ABS)

A person who fails so badly at living and all aspects of life, there is no other option than it being a disease.

James, you suck at life! You must suffer from Accute Bitch Syndrome (ABS).

by Real Walsh May 14, 2007

nice abs babs

a term that doesn't actually refer to some one's abdomonal muscles, but something about them that can be genuinley cool. Also can be used with sarchasm to offend someone.

When that cute girl walked by, i couldn't help put call out to her"nice abs babs!". I had her number 6 minutes later.

by Becca the rainbow monster August 5, 2008

Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time

AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

GSP Abs

GSP Abs are abdominals that did not form correctly and do not look appealing nor good in any way or fashion.

Guy 1: Dude, George Gt-Pierre is the worst fighter he just lays on people for 5 rounds and gets the win, on top of it hes got GSP ABS!

Guy 2: Meh your right and even get me started on how bad Shogun is at fighting...

by ThatGuyYOO July 16, 2010