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Misty

Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.

She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.

Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.

Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.
Hey, have you seen Misty?

No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.
by Spyro390 September 23, 2022
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Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.
My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.
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Pissty Misty

The eratic flow of urine out of a cum clogged penis head.
Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.
by anonymous February 3, 2024
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misty ache

Woah dude that cars really misty ache!
by Misty girl October 28, 2013
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Fisty Misty

Sometimes Fisty Misty needs you to GIVE HER A HAND.
by "Tiny" Tim Stewart March 1, 2025
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Misti

Self denial of being easy to sleep with
She acted as the misti queen of England when she's just a common street hoe
by Dr thunder boy March 7, 2022
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the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.
Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid
by T-whang September 29, 2017
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