stinky stiffy

That guy has one stinky stiffy
by Pat2525 August 10, 2023
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Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust
Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN
by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023
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stiffy-stuff

|The act of putting in an up right position under the elastic waist band of shorts/sweatpants to hide an erection.
The boy had gotten aroused when seeing his stepmothers mid drift so he a had to stiffy-stuff his erection in his shorts.
by poopsackle November 06, 2015
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stiffy

A stiffy refers to a new mask
god-dammit dude this mask you gave me is a stiffy.
by Bofa.d August 02, 2021
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Stiffy

"I have a stiffy"
by ImLuckyNotKyle July 29, 2021
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stiffy

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less
by uvuboy446 August 21, 2021
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Stiffy

An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.
Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
by Excrushman May 04, 2021
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